Thanks for helping me save calories!

Have you ever been mad about your food going missing?!! I intentionally took a nice chunky bite out of the last piece of pizza, thereby “effectively” staking my claim as the rightful owner and ensuring myself a nice midnight snack; or so I thought. Upon entering the kitchen at the appointed snack time, I find the pizza box nicely placed in the recycle bin, my thoughts were, “oh how nice, my sweet dear hubby has put away my pizza in the refrigerator. ???? “.

-Oh, but it’s not there, humm maybe it’s wrapped up on the counter somewhere?

humm, still not there.

I know it’s not eaten, because the dear hubby doesn’t eat off food that’s been “marked” lol.  So I causally glance in the trash bin… and it’s nicely sitting there atop a banana peel amongst other undesirable things that typically find there final resting place in the kitchen trash bin!!!! My claimed pizza did not belong there. So in the spirit of ungriping, I had to politely walk into the living room and thank my husband for saving me from those midnight calories, that I would have been indulging in had he not thrown my pizza in the trash and thank you so much for assisting me in my effort to loose a little weight!

Ha.

And thank you for cleaning up the kitchen ???? you are the best ❤

seriously. I mean it.

My body will thank you later ????